‘cos everyone loves the free stuff!
Did I mention I’m running a giveaway on Goodreads?
Oh, I did?
Well – whatever – I’m gunna tell you again, here. So what it is, is – yeah – what it is, is you just go on over to Goodreads, HERE, and click ‘Enter to Win’, and you’ll be in with a shout at winning one of three – count ’em – signed (collective gasp) copies of Monsters of Elsewhere.
Then various happenings will happen and various algorithms will algorith and when January 19 comes around someone will win, thus stinging me with an almost-certainly extortionate postage bill to send three copies of an 18-kilogram (exaggeration) book to Australia, where all three winners will almost certainly reside.
P.S. This blog title was an homage to one of my favourite Weebls Stuff videos, in honour of the fact that Creme Eggs are now back in every fucking shop in the UK. I’m talking butchers, tailors, fabric shops, fruiterers…