You want buy book, yes?

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So. You can buy my book, now. Y’know, if you want to. You might not want to, and that’s okay. I mean, the print version is very pretty and would just about arrive before Christmas if you wanted to buy it for someone. You might not want to, of course. I’m just saying, it would be the best gift anyone received from you this year. Much better than the pasta strainer you were thinking of. (I mean, really? What were you THINKING?)

Anyway, it’s available from a number of places, your best candidate perhaps being Amazon, who will deliver you the print version in time for Christmas or the ebook. Continue reading